Life History of Mr. Harry S. Plinkett

Born near the beginning of the 20th century, April 14, 1901.

He suffers from polio as young boy, 2-years-old, he recovers at 5-years-old.



April 14, 1912, Young 7-years-old Harry Plinkett and his parents are passengers aboard the Titanic for its maiden voyage. Harry and his mother survive, but his father went down with the ship.

10-years-old Harry Plinkett kills people.  His 'Dear' mother orders him to bury the bodies under the floor. 

During the 1930's and 1940's, Harry Plinkett falls in love with the old movie serials.

Mr. Plinkett is married to his first wife and has two kids.   A Daughter and  Son.

1950's 40-year-old Harry Plinkett starts his own bee keeping business, 'Mr. Plinkett's bee bustin' Service.'

Mr. Plinkett's daughter, 21-year-old, graduates from college...

... and Mr. Plinkett passes the bee bustin' Service.' business to his son, Johnny.

1960's, 50-years-old Harry Plinkett grandchildren put LSD into his coffee.

  Daughter  31-years-old

  Grandkids 6 to 9-years-old

On November 24, 1971, Plinkett 60-years-old, using the name "D.B. Cooper," hijacksNorthwest Airlines Flight No. 305, demands and receives $200,000 in ransom and parachuted from the plane. He spends the entire ransom in the next three days on booze, cocaine and whores.

Mr. Plinkett wife, who works as a dollar-store cashier.

Mr. and Mrs. Plinkett take a drive in the countryside, poor harry 'lost' his wife in a car accident, destroying his awesome Cadillac "Caddy" in the process. A Great car BTW, what a shame for the Caddy 'ahem' I mean his wife.

Mr.Plinkett's son, Johnny runs the business into the ground. He serves time in jail for a cheap Meth lab, lost weight, then later hung himself in a gas station bathroom. He is considered a disappointment.

 

Mr. Plinkett remarries to Bambi, a 19-years-old drug addict he met in an Atlantic City casino. 

Bambi stole money from Plinkett's wallet, she committed suicide with a meat cleaver in the upstairs bathtub. 

Frequently visits his great-granddaughter Crystal at Polekatz, in Atlantic City, NJ.  She was born somewhere in the 1980's

 

On December 12, 2009, Plinkett's home was raided by the Federal Government. Despite trying to fend off the feds with his gun, he was apprehended and is now currently in jail. 

Later when asked about his mother and his past, Mr. Plinkett threw his psychologist out the window.

Mr. Plinkett also has a pet cat that he likes to milk and his grandchildren visit and play in his basement with their Star Wars prequel toys.

Harry S. Plinkett was born near the beginning of the 20th century, April 14, 1901.  An 108-year-old resident of Teaneck, New Jersey.


Plinkett also has a number of medical problems, including...
1. Numerous Heart Problems. (Takes Heart medication and had open heart surgery)
2. Urinary Problems. (Talks about his trips to the hospital to use their catheter)
3. Bowel Problems. (Mentions he wears diapers)
4. Has a poor diet consisting of mostly pizza rolls and beer.
5. He is confined to a wheelchair having only one leg, even though he can be clearly seen walking around in some of his recent home movies, probably a prosthesis leg.
6. Abuse of numerous narcotics has created physiological damage.
7. He suffered from polio as young boy, 2 to 5-years-old, he eventually recovered.